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Show Me Your 'Worst' Lists

6/2/2014

 
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It’s hard to offend people when you tell them what you like, but try telling them what you dislike and see how quick they are to respond.

When I walk in the morning, I usually play SongPop on my iPhone. Someone sent me a playlist recently called “Worst '80s Songs.” Worst is a matter of taste, of course, but somebody behind the scenes at SongPop came up with a list and I was stunned to see that “Eye of the Tiger” by Survivor was on it.

How is that even possible?

“Eye of the Tiger” is one of the most motivating songs of all time.

AskMen.com took a poll of its readers and the song was voted the best workout song, ever. Muscle & Fitness readers also named it the number one workout song, ever. The Telegraph named it the third best workout song, saying it is a “power-chord behemoth – probably the finest rock pep talk ever committed to tape.”

How can a person not like “Eye of the Tiger”? Come on!

See how passionate I get when someone refers to something I love as one of the worst?

At the risk of having you throw vegetables thrown at me – by the way, I recently heard about a Russian composer named Igor Stavinsky who caused a riot at a ballet in 1913, apparently because his music was dissonant and jarring and contained no melody, which led to patrons throwing vegetables at the musicians onstage, and that made me wonder whether people really brought vegetables to the theater a hundred years ago just in case the performance was offensive, but that’s a rabbit trail – here are some items on my worst lists:

Music
  • The Beatles
  • Def Leppard
  • Led Zeppelin
  • KISS
  • Judas Priest
  • Iron Maiden
  • Mariah Carey
  • Jennifer Lopez
  • Nicki Minaj
  • Garth Brooks
  • All grunge rock from the '90s
  • Cookie Monster speed metal

TV
  • All crime/forensic TV programs (probably 50% of everything on network TV)
  • All adult cartoons
  • All vampire programs
  • All revenge programs
  • All cooking programs (reality, or otherwise)
  • All remake programs (did we really need another Beverly Hills 90210?)
  • The View 
  • Political propaganda in the form of news 
  • Glee
  • The Middle
  • The Goldbergs
  • David Letterman

Movies
  • Most movies with more than one explosion (excluding war movies)
  • All horror movies
  • All slapstick comedy (Airplane! comes to mind)
  • Most superhero movies (Iron Man is probably my least favorite)
  • Educating Rita
  • Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome (should have been called “Beyond Terrible”)
  • Inception (what in the world is going on in this movie?)
  • Blade Runner
  • Dumb & Dumber

Also, summer is the worst season – by far. The heat and bugs are just too much. Give me a 48-degree fall day and I’m a happy man.

If you brought vegetables to my website just in case I ticked you off, go ahead and start hurling them now. Once you are done, read the next paragraph.

You can learn a lot about a person by listening to what he or she deems to be the worst. A story lurks behind every worst, if you’ll take the time to ask – and as a person lets his or her guard down to explain, you might just grow closer, even if you disagree. 

So what are your worsts? And what is the story behind one of them?

Kat link
6/2/2014 04:22:58 am

I remember in the '80's husband drove all over Eugene looking for Rocky 3 (I think that's it.) He wanted to use "The Eye of the Tiger" in his sermon. We did find the movie, he watched it several times before Sunday. Well, we watched all the Rocky movies several times.

I not only understand your worst list--I'm in agreement with you--wll all except the crime drama on TV. I like several. I am happy "America's Got Talent" is back on and I laughed while I watched "Sing Your Face OFF." Don't know if I'll like it after a few episodes, but we'll see.

Lee Warren link
6/2/2014 04:36:31 am

Great memory. "Eye of the Tiger" is from Rocky III. And your hubby wasn't the only pastor who used Rocky, or that song, in a sermon. As they used to say, it'll preach.

I have a story about "Eye of the Tiger." When I was maybe 17, I bought a used 1974 Satellite Sebring Plus. It was more hotrod than my cool quotient allowed, but I loved that car. I bought a new stereo for it one day and a couple of my friends helped me install it. Apparently, we crossed some wires because when I turned the stereo on, the heat came on. Not even sure how that is possible. But for that particular day, it didn't even matter. We rolled the windows and went for a cruise. "Eye of the Tiger" came on the radio and we CRANKED it. The freedom I felt in that moment was off the charts. One of my all-time best moments.

I dig singing contests on TV, but really only watch American Idol. What is "Sing Your Face OFF" about? What is the angle?

Kat Crawford link
6/2/2014 04:27:07 am

And my worst: I agree with Dumb and Dumber. Husband, his brother Rex and our grandkids watched that stupid show so many times. I had to leave the house--too far gone for me.

Horror movies aren't Grandma approved. When Savannah comes to the house with her friends and they suggest a movie, she's quick to say, "We don't even let Grandma hear that music:)"

My problem on thinking "Worst" is I usually focus on what I do like and can't remember the worsts. I did have another bat in my house this weekend--that's a definite worst for me. But then that doesn't pertain to the media.

Lee Warren link
6/2/2014 04:39:27 am

I couldn't even make it through Dumb and Dumber. Turned it off ten minutes into the movie. Just too ... well, dumb.

Did you get the bat out of your house? That would have been a worst for me, too.

shawn
6/2/2014 11:59:03 am

Boy! This would take forever to really answer this question fully. But I will give you a few dislikes.

Worst band ever..
Nickelback. (I leave wherever I am or flip the channel faster than humanly possible if they come on.)
Alannis Morrisette- Terrrrrrrrrible voice and very annoying whiny music. I mean noise.
Country music-99% anyway. A couple Johnny Cash songs are ok.
Rap-99%.
Todays poop. I mean pop music. Yuck!

I know we agree on a lot of 80's hairbands....but we disagree on a few too. Not mentioning anyone in particular because " enoughs enough or enuffs znuff or whatever it was. lol.
The list of terrible music could go on forever.

I agree reality tv needs to go away. Most of it is so staged anymore and some of the trashy distasteful things they have on there. Nevermind.
This one will hurt.. Sorry Lee. Chic flicks......Not for this guy....

60-70 degree days are perfect spring or fall....Don't get enough of them that's for sure. Especially this spring.
Well like I said a list of my dislikes or my likes for that matter would take forever to come up with and to type out.

Lee Warren link
6/2/2014 12:06:51 pm

Have any stories to tell about why any of these groups or programs made your worst list?

shawn
6/2/2014 01:41:13 pm

Not really stories. More of a conflict with the way one lead singer (nickelback) comes across. And the fact the songs all sound the same and the content and attitude really annoys me besides the fact the music stinks, I just think Alannis sounds like a sick animal moaning like she needs to be put out her misery. Nails on the chalk board annoying voice,
Need to include other likes and dislikes...like foods(restaurants)..
hot wings yum. too many good places to list.
Italian food, not soo much.
Pizza hut is horrible. Everytime I've ever had it. Godfathers way better. Zios way better. Mamas and Lacasa and Big Freds all way better.
long john silvers really bad food. use to be ok about 10 years ago.
best French fries- mcdonalds or broncos. worst- burger king
Taco bell or taco johns? Toss up. Both have some good things.
Amigos not so good.
Most Chinese food is good.
Anyway.


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